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[impure_tale]

Seniors: Be advised that the remainder of your presentations will be made on Thursday and Friday of this week, and some of you still have not returned abstracts to me. This may shock you, but I am grading those, too, you know. I expect for your presentations to be complete and well-researched. Be warned that I have already had one comedian recite the Frenchman dialogue from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, who received a failing grade. You may thank the boy responsible -- most of you will know who he is -- because I now expect these final projects to be conducted with the utmost seriousness. Respect for the material will happen or death will happen.

In the most purely academic sense, of course.

I hope we understand one another.

All make-up work must be on my desk by noon on Friday. No exceptions.

[Private to Henry West]

I would like to have a word with you about your make-up test.

Comments

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

French is for fags.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Which makes a body wonder why your marks are not higher.

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Whatever. You're just pissed off because you never got a real job when you were young and now you're all old and decrepit and stuck speaking like a fag.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that knack for perception you carry will take you far in your life as a career junkie.

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's what you mom said last night, Mr. DeSade. She was all old and wrinkly, but I still gave it to her.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

You little trooper, you.

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

[stayandgloat.livejournal.com]

Are we allowed to call the students Fags? I'm going to go ask Bly.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I clearly never used that word.

[stayandgloat.livejournal.com]

Then you told him he was going to be a junkie? My god Professor Francais, where will it end?

Mister DeSade is ignoring you now because he thinks you're a moron.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Good call Mr DeSade. Ethan's a JERK.

[stayandgloat.livejournal.com]