impure_tale: (flood - high school)
impure_tale ([personal profile] impure_tale) wrote2009-06-03 02:52 pm
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Seniors: Be advised that the remainder of your presentations will be made on Thursday and Friday of this week, and some of you still have not returned abstracts to me. This may shock you, but I am grading those, too, you know. I expect for your presentations to be complete and well-researched. Be warned that I have already had one comedian recite the Frenchman dialogue from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, who received a failing grade. You may thank the boy responsible -- most of you will know who he is -- because I now expect these final projects to be conducted with the utmost seriousness. Respect for the material will happen or death will happen.

In the most purely academic sense, of course.

I hope we understand one another.

All make-up work must be on my desk by noon on Friday. No exceptions.

[Private to Henry West]

I would like to have a word with you about your make-up test.

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I clearly never used that word.

[identity profile] stayandgloat.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you told him he was going to be a junkie? My god Professor Francais, where will it end?

Mister DeSade is ignoring you now because he thinks you're a moron.

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)

Good call Mr DeSade. Ethan's a JERK.

[identity profile] stayandgloat.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)