She was fifteen, and I was thirteen turning fourteen. She was a friend of the family's. We had sex in my parent's bedroom while they were out for the day. [Dramatic eye roll.]

With a boy? When I was fifteen. He was a very popular baseball player. No one would have guessed.

Let's see . . . Well. What don't you want me to ask about in regards to these sort of questions? Or is it all the same to you?