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[impure_tale]

And it appears that we have reached that time of the month again; every universe in the world hits its menstrual cycle, and we get whatever drips off. Not that I've been the most coherent for the last few weeks, but I do believe I missed welcoming many of the current denizens that arrived then. I'm to understand that the Master has graced us with his presence again, is that not so? 

Oh. And the silly whore that lost the Abbe. How quaint.

(ooc: Update on the Marquis -- still crazy, but only in the privacy of his own room, which is still trashed. When he emerges to bring Renate on walks or attend meals he is quiet and approaches no one. He does leer a lot, though. Fairly warned that his troll tendencies are in high season lately.)

Comments

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Comrade. That is disgusting.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Who's denying it?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

You should not be deliberately disgusting, Marquis.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I disagree. I think I should be when it is true.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's true. Men don't have a menstrual cycle.

[subtlescience]

What graphic imagery.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

You've missed the point of the metaphor or you think the universe is a man.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I've been hearing this lately.

[subtlescience]

And yet so very apt.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

My thoughts precisely.

[acid_rayne]

I could go with that.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Comrade, if a disgusting metaphor is not technically accurate, then there is no need at all to deploy it.

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Well, well, having a good day, are we?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I thought you might.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Splendid, my darling. Why do you ask?

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

No reason in particular. You haven't been publicly annoyed at me for something or punished me in a while, so I thought you had just...forgotten me.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Are you misbehaving?

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Not to your knowledge.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Don't disappoint me, Iago.

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

You are much too paranoid. I've been good.

And quiet. And following your orders.

But now I think it's your turn to give me something in return.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Is that a fact?

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

It is. So what are you going to give me?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

And here I thought you had a request in line already.

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

I didn't think you'd ever give it to me.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

There are very few things I would deny you, my treasure.