Need I remind you that it was you who said that my only weapon is my ability to write. And to think you scoffed it at the time! Yet here you are, now, quivering with anger (or arousal, my pet?), I'm sure, swearing you'll kill me?

Thank you for proving you are obviously weaker than words, mon ami.

With as much laughter as this has provided me, in the end you're proving to be such a disappointment.

For shame.