I can assure you, I have never missed my breakfast for such a reason; nor would I ever consider it to be an option. Besides, you exaggerate. While we have certainly our black sheep - it seems to be unavoidable, unfortunately - we are hardly as bad as you seem to think.

Aside from this, I would ask you not to insult my people. I doubt you have met many Time Lords and neither the Master nor the Doctor most of the Doctors are good examples to judge us by.