impure_tale: (ain't I a stinker?)
impure_tale ([personal profile] impure_tale) wrote2009-07-19 11:24 pm

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Do not quote me, readers, but I believe the trouble with these rooms goes away if another person is in the room with you. I stayed with a newfound friend the night before and the two of us were blessedly unbothered.

So drop what you are doing. Move out of the public areas. Find someone to sleep with -- you might get a little something more out of the deal.

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
If the water is good, Madame, you jump in.

[identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
He's rather traditional, and I'm in a delicate place. This way works best for the both of us.

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Traditional in what sense? Do you expect to get married in a church, here?

[identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
In the sense that he'd rather get to know someone before jumping in the sack with them.

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Have the two of you only just met today?

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
And do you not speak when you are in the presence of one another?

[identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Stop speaking to me as if I'm a child. You know the answer to that.

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
See, my dear? You're already getting tense. This is the sort of thing you want to avoid.

[identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not tense. I'm aggravated by your tone with me.

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
I am simply attempting to understand the mental workings between a set of consenting, mature adults that cannot fuck each other.

[identity profile] calzonewithlegs.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Don't talk to her like that. What we do in the privacy of our own cabins ain't any of your business.

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. This is the lucky gent, I take it?

[identity profile] calzonewithlegs.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. And I am lucky-- Libby's a great woman.

[identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
His name's Bobby.



Oh...thank you, Bobby. You've never been anything but sweet to me. I'm the lucky one.

[identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Are you done having your laugh yet?

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
You assume I'm having one, Madame. I'm hurt.

[identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't be the first.

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh come now. You have been here long enough to know this is not how I work.