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[impure_tale]

Someone come take this yapping monstrosity from my chambers before I do something I will regret later, and don't let me look at her for another few days.

Theatre Troupe: Double rehearsals tonight. After the first hour expect to rehearse without your copies in hand. Your collective inability to grasp such a simplistic text is nothing short of astounding, and I'm tired of holding your hands. It's laziness, is what it is, and I'll break you of it.

(ooc: Both Pavi and the Abbe have disappeared. The Marquis is two ticks from having a meltdown of Gene Wilder-esque proportions. Feel free to fan the flames.)

Comments

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should just dissolve this play. Seems as if you're just having more problems than not.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Double. Rehearsals.

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Why?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I'll take it for you.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

You don't appear to be very fond of dogs, chaton.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, that. That was just a question. Seems to be an awful lot of dogs for a prison.

Do you call everybody that?

[toldastory]

I can come and take her if you like.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Merci, Doctor.

Assume?

[toldastory]

I'll be right there. Do you need anything else?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...

While I heartily approve of your renewed work ethic, Comrade--

I don't think you should kill your dog.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Remedying that even now, Prefect.

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Double rehersals? Ugh, fine. I'll be there.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Perhaps if you didn't read your lines like a stuttering dyspeptic, we would not need to.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

You sound particularly irritable today.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Some might say I look that way too.

[highcollarevil.livejournal.com]

Were you not the one who had asked for the dog?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

An admirable display of your ability to read, Monsieur.

[vamp-verona.livejournal.com]

Just a reminder, Marquis, that I still wish to audition for you. Perhaps you are simply too busy?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Come tonight.

[gift-enjoyed.livejournal.com]

I thought you were fond of the dog.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Which is why she's alive.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Does Uncle Jim have to stage an intervention?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Don't you have anything better to do?

[herecomesmama.livejournal.com]

Marquis?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Madame.