101

[impure_tale]

Someone come take this yapping monstrosity from my chambers before I do something I will regret later, and don't let me look at her for another few days.

Theatre Troupe: Double rehearsals tonight. After the first hour expect to rehearse without your copies in hand. Your collective inability to grasp such a simplistic text is nothing short of astounding, and I'm tired of holding your hands. It's laziness, is what it is, and I'll break you of it.

(ooc: Both Pavi and the Abbe have disappeared. The Marquis is two ticks from having a meltdown of Gene Wilder-esque proportions. Feel free to fan the flames.)

Comments

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should just dissolve this play. Seems as if you're just having more problems than not.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I'll take it for you.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

You don't appear to be very fond of dogs, chaton.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, that. That was just a question. Seems to be an awful lot of dogs for a prison.

Do you call everybody that?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Double. Rehearsals.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

No. Just you.

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Why?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Why?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Because (while you do not remember, I promise you it is true) the first time I used it, you became positively livid over it. And so it stuck.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I much prefer Master.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

As you can imagine if you know anything at all about me, dearheart, I would never employ such a name for anyone outside of the bedroom.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Iago, know that my consciousness of your reliance upon my person is always in mind. Being aware of this, take to heart why it is that I am telling you not to test me right now.

[toldastory]

I can come and take her if you like.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...

While I heartily approve of your renewed work ethic, Comrade--

I don't think you should kill your dog.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Merci, Doctor.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Remedying that even now, Prefect.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Ohh, we'll have to change that.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Good.

[Pause]

I also think you should possibly have a cup of tea.

thank you Master for being a suitable distraction

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

You really think you haven't tried?

He tries

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I don't know how well I knew you before.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I don't think you'd like the answer, either way.

Assume?

[toldastory]

I'll be right there. Do you need anything else?

Because of all the Hyde rumors, he now worries

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

We never... did we?

1/?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Did what?

2/?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Oh. Ohhh.