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[impure_tale]

Someone come take this yapping monstrosity from my chambers before I do something I will regret later, and don't let me look at her for another few days.

Theatre Troupe: Double rehearsals tonight. After the first hour expect to rehearse without your copies in hand. Your collective inability to grasp such a simplistic text is nothing short of astounding, and I'm tired of holding your hands. It's laziness, is what it is, and I'll break you of it.

(ooc: Both Pavi and the Abbe have disappeared. The Marquis is two ticks from having a meltdown of Gene Wilder-esque proportions. Feel free to fan the flames.)

Comments

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should just dissolve this play. Seems as if you're just having more problems than not.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I'll take it for you.

[toldastory]

I can come and take her if you like.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...

While I heartily approve of your renewed work ethic, Comrade--

I don't think you should kill your dog.

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Double rehersals? Ugh, fine. I'll be there.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

You sound particularly irritable today.

[highcollarevil.livejournal.com]

Were you not the one who had asked for the dog?

[vamp-verona.livejournal.com]

Just a reminder, Marquis, that I still wish to audition for you. Perhaps you are simply too busy?

[gift-enjoyed.livejournal.com]

I thought you were fond of the dog.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Does Uncle Jim have to stage an intervention?

[herecomesmama.livejournal.com]

Marquis?