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Oh let's do stop with this nonsense.

Another Angel. Really. Honestly, the lot of you should realize that it gets less and less interesting and arresting when there's already so many of you claiming the same thing.

There may be a vast assortment of dunderheads on this ship that believe you, but that just means you're taking advantage, and you could stand at least to be creative about it.

We really need some variety on this ship. Some Nymphs and demigods, perhaps? Just for a change of pace.

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Oh, AWESOME. They'd go great with the shit ton of vampires on board. Nymphs and demigods... they can be the barge's barley.

Ever stop and think that maybe you're just a close-minded douche bag?

Edited 2010-02-17 18:07 (UTC)

Oh, an angry man of shaky faith calling me close-minded. That's a new one.

Correct me if I'm wrong? But I'm pretty sure this is the first damn time we've talked. And I've said nothing about my faith in the seven months that I've been here. Nice try. If you're gonna start bitching publicly about things you can't wrap your tired head around you should expect comments like this.

If nothing else they can tickle you in all the wrong places and feed the ego you obviously have.

This guy- angel, whatever. I'm doing you a friggin' favor. He doesn't need a reason to make you believe he's some fat celestial sonuvabitch. He'll do it with a damn smile on his face just because he can.

Edited 2010-02-17 18:14 (UTC)

You're chiding me because I deride the existence of a manmade concoction meant to lull dizzy morons to sleep with thoughts of clouds and heaven while their priests take their money and fuck their children. That says enough of your faith.

And oh? You mean with his special abilities that a number of Wardens and Inmates possess without claiming to be an emissary of God? Abilities that the Admiral could overpower with ease by just crashing the ship into the wrong cloud of nonsense?

Come now, persimmon, you can do better than that.

Heaven is a sham and to be honest I don't trust priests farther than I can throw them... and I've had to before, so the statement holds water.

I'm just saying... vampires are here, we have an awesome coven of blood suckers here. We could monopolize on their damn v-club and sell them for parts.

We have fucking wizards and whatever the hell.... and we have people from books I haven't read since I was in puberty.

It seems kind closeted to totally believe in all that and then go ANGELS? NO REALLY? YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? OMIGAD... you're such a moron!

And this guy... he's not an emissary of god, trust me. Apparently he killed me over and over and over again for a hundred days to fuck with my brother. I'm telling you...if you call him out like this publicly it's like walking into an amazonian tribe with a damn target painted across your lapel.

You appear to be operating under some misapprehension about what I believe and do not believe.

Point is... don't fuck with this guy. He'll eat you for dinner.

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PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MOST AWESOME PRIEST YOU'VE EVER SEEN BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

Edited 2010-02-17 18:29 (UTC)

I'm afraid of no one, cherub.

...The only person I'm afraid of is myself. So you can bet your ass I get where you're comin' from... but this guy, I don't even wanna get on the wrong side of his anger again.

And I've only endured it [Hmmmmmmmmmmmmms here.] About three damn times. He had women in lingerie kick my ass, not that I didn't like it... and he sent a crazy man with a chain saw after my brother and uncle.

Edited 2010-02-17 18:38 (UTC)

[practically purring] He sounds like a man after my own heart.

[HAVE A VERY EMASCULATE GIGGLE SNORT HERE.] Whatever oils your engine, bud.

So what happened after the women beat you?

We got married, the two of them birthed my five sons and I now go by the name of Amat Shunad. It's easier for me to keep a harem that way.

I'll have to write that one down.

Aw, don't do that. The world can do without the story of how Dean Winchester made magic hookers his bitch.

On the contrary, I think the world is a little more boring without it.

Great just fucking great. If had any kind of inclination for anything artistic I'd totally be painting and/or writing a story about the catholic priest version of the Marquis that went around the village giving chocolate to to lil' boys.

Leave me out your goddamn smut.

Say, could I borrow that outfit for next Sunday?

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behold! an icon of dean posing as a priest.

You look hot in a collar, Dean :3

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voice now - the better to taunt you with.

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Voice - You have no idea his threshhold for pain and creepery, Dean :|

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Voice - my icons sole purposes are now simply to f with the marquis

Voice - Shame he can't see icons. But then everything he's interested in seeing is covered :|

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THREADJACK!