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[impure_tale]

[Filtered to religious vampires or vampires that are at least not harmed by religious stuff. Yay specifics. Oh, and Gabriel. Just so he can see he was disinvited too]

I'm not commonly one to advertise these sorts of things, lovelies, but it would seem that this coming Thursday there will be some festivities of a religious nature to be held here -- in closed quarters, naturally, so as not to upset anyone who does not wish to partake. The latter reasoning is also why those of you who can read this have not been invited. Finding this to be a dire error, I would like to invite those of you of the vampiric persuasion who feel you might find some comfort from such proceedings. As I understand it, some of you are devout and should therefore not be excluded if it would be your choice to attend.

Do I have any takers? 

Comments

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

As much as I enjoy a rousing game of "TAUNT THE CHRISTIANS," I'm skipping out for some inmate-warden bonding time, so everyone can have their nice little festivities without the local angel telling them how naive and wrong they all are.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Oh, is that why they didn't invite you? I wondered. Bad naughty angel, second guessing the masses.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Eh. That and the fact that I don't fit into anyone's "standard angel paradigm." No wings, no halo, no chewy moral center...

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I never thought of moral centers as having a palatable consistency.

[deathmerciful.livejournal.com]

I was a practicing Roman Catholic for the entirity of my mortal life and a portion of my immortal one, although it has been an age now since I celebrated Easter.

My presence is not something that will be missed, but I do thank you for bringing this to my attention.

[killyourownkind.livejournal.com]

I will go.

Spike loves you foreverrrr.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Won't say no. Will there be Easter candy?