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[impure_tale]

I am here quoting a lovely little declaration I heard in the halls quite recently:

I DO NOT FANCY YOU.

...Yes, you do, you silly little man. I know it, he knows it, you know it, and now the rest of the Barge knows it.


Now -- with that out of the way, what is all this delightful talk of evisceration that I've been reading about on the journals lately? Am I seeing things? Or has one of my more willful nymphs of prose leaped from the page and graced our humble prison in the flesh?

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Who said that?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Why, the Master of course!

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well. Serves him right.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

It was the flood. Or have you already forgotten howling for Romana?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Ahh, but that's far too convenient an excuse for you.

Tell me -- do you prefer taking it on your back or on your knees? I'm sure the Doctor will need to know eventually.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh? Only for me?

I will be taking nothing from the Doctor!

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

But you're tense, darling. You could do with a long, slow screw.

(ooc: ganking lines from the movie? When it works, sure.)

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

You assume I wouldn't be the one dominating him in such a ludicrous scenario?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Not at all. I picture you as the sort that gets a thrill from having control wrested from him.

Sure, there is nothing so euphoric as victory, but that moment where you finally lose, when you have to meet gazes with your opponent in fury and accept that you're powerless -- there is nothing more intense for you, is there?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Cute! Pop psychology from the 19th Century!

Tsssk, you don't know me at all.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

We'll see when he finally mounts you, won't we?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I cannot speak for the Doctor's predilections, but I assure you, that will never happen if I have anything to say about it.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you don't intend to ever let anyone or anything get the best of you ma chaton.

After all -- that would ruin the thrill, wouldn't it?

1/3

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

...

2/3

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I AM NOBODY'S KITTEN!

3/3

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I take it you're trying to plot out a new little story now, aren't you?

Re: 3/3

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Trying?

You're practically hurling material at me.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

No, you're making baseless assumptions. Why do you primitive apes think that hatred is somehow conflated with love? Because it makes for a good story?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Everything makes for a good story when you look at it from the right angle.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I look forward to reading it.

[acid_rayne]

Evisceration? Yeah, that'll be my past coming back to try and sodomise me with a scalpel and neat line in surgical masks. I'd say she's mostly harmless, but that'd be a lie.

Sorry about that.

[lastpresident.livejournal.com]

Oh of course!

So thats why he focused on my trip to Paris with the Doctor so much when he invaded my thoughts.

It was obviously jealousy.

I mean I suspected as much at the time but he denied it so strenously.

You may have to bring him to the Lourve Doctor. Otherwise he may pout?

[justunlikely.livejournal.com]

. . . What?

Have a matching response from the Master

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

WHAT?

Re: Have a matching response from the Master

[lastpresident.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

It was a most disconcerting experiance.

[nazi-butcheress.livejournal.com]

Eviseration? Did someone ring? I am Dr. Bathory Mengele and I would love to Vivsect you Maquis if you are Volunteering. Just follow me to the medical bay, I promise it wont hurt.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

No volunteers here, Mademoiselle. I watch and write; I don't take part.

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Somebody's in denial~

Oh, that's just the crazy woman. People have been calling her a "Nazi". Pay her no mind. Or, it could be the other crazy woman who listed her hobbies as "killing things". Take your pick.

[nazi-butcheress.livejournal.com]

Now Loki, I thought you might at least alittle appreciate my work. Guess your not such a evil god as history paints you. How disappointing. Ah well, maybe Vali or Freya aren't as disappointing.

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Miss, I'm the god of mischief, not the god of publicly announcing that I killed things. Besides, I've found that when it comes to killing, some things are better said unsaid if you want to get anywhere around here. You're not going to get any help if you go around talking about killing things. You'll just be stuck on this damn boat with no help and no chance of getting off forever.

Besides, I'm a man. All that lovely talk about man being "the weaker sex" isn't doing anything for my nerves, especially since my powers have been...acting up recently.

[spike-champ.livejournal.com]

So you write stories, mate? I suppose I could let you chronicle my adventures in this bloody prison.