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impure_tale) wrote2008-09-03 12:02 am
impure_tale) wrote2008-09-03 12:02 am
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My...I feel accomplished this evening.
(meant to be private but:) Accidentally Public
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2008-09-03 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Alright. Really. That was disgusting.
I can't believe I shagged-- ugh.
I can't believe I shagged-- ugh.
Edited 2008-09-03 04:10 (UTC)
As natural as 'playing stupid' comes to you, don't try to fool me. I have here, in my hands, the papers that will condemn you to a very messy death--
I can't imagine why, your writing is completely tasteless. The fact that you wasted your time writing all of that out truly astonishes me.
Has the Admiral been passing out copies again?
Perhaps he wanted you to read.
And come off it, dumpling; it's not as though you didn't know I was writing it.
Perhaps he wanted you to read.
And come off it, dumpling; it's not as though you didn't know I was writing it.
Can't believe you shagged what, Sparrow?
Of course I knew. But even I had not anticipated all of the creative things you would write about me.
Addendum: You do not know the glory of my 'member'.
Addendum: You do not know the glory of my 'member'.
Oh please. It's obviously fiction. You know that, I know that, the entire barge knows it. You think that just because you give yourself a certain name that you're exempt from any of it? What sorts of unflattering things do you think I've written about myself?
Yes, and you were an animal, too.
I wasn't-- shut it! It was the flood!
Yes, of course. I'll say nothing more in public, as it was accidental on your part.
I'm sure you're positively incensed, ma chaton.
Need I remind you that it was you who said that my only weapon is my ability to write. And to think you scoffed it at the time! Yet here you are, now, quivering with anger (or arousal, my pet?), I'm sure, swearing you'll kill me?
Thank you for proving you are obviously weaker than words, mon ami.
With as much laughter as this has provided me, in the end you're proving to be such a disappointment.
For shame.
Thank you for proving you are obviously weaker than words, mon ami.
With as much laughter as this has provided me, in the end you're proving to be such a disappointment.
For shame.
I was alright.
Until the screwdriver came out.
Until the screwdriver came out.
What can I say? Your visit to my chambers inspired me.
Perhaps you'll receive more inspiration on my next visit.
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