Oh please. It's obviously fiction. You know that, I know that, the entire barge knows it. You think that just because you give yourself a certain name that you're exempt from any of it? What sorts of unflattering things do you think I've written about myself?
Need I remind you that it was you who said that my only weapon is my ability to write. And to think you scoffed it at the time! Yet here you are, now, quivering with anger (or arousal, my pet?), I'm sure, swearing you'll kill me?
Thank you for proving you are obviously weaker than words, mon ami.
With as much laughter as this has provided me, in the end you're proving to be such a disappointment.
'The Master' is rather easy to write. I wasn't speaking to you, and I wouldn't ever deign to use such a silly title with any one person in their presence without the right incentive.
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impure_tale) wrote2008-09-03 12:02 am
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Addendum: You do not know the glory of my 'member'.
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Thank you for proving you are obviously weaker than words, mon ami.
With as much laughter as this has provided me, in the end you're proving to be such a disappointment.
For shame.
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Until the screwdriver came out.
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Perhaps you might inspire me to call you by name.
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