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[impure_tale]

Honestly, this is why I so loathe these infirmary visits. You strap me to a bed (so much wasted potential, there) and I miss everything interesting.

And so few visitors! The lot of you wish me to die of ennui, is that so?

[Private to Infirmary Staff]

In all seriousness we really must discuss the matter of my release. Am I going to require surgery of any kind? It's been agony on my back to even try to walk; what is to be done?

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[darknessb4me]

What's the ennui Death Toll like, I wonder?

[Sarcastic. Trolls gonna troll.]</>I

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I rather first imagined it would resemble something like a bedroom romp with you, but I'm certain that cannot be the case. You see, a death by ennui would at least be an occurrence to remark upon later.