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[impure_tale]

Still more departures after such long tenures. I'm beginning to think it's me.

It may interest not a single soul among my favored readers that I have taken to using the pool with greater frequency. It removes much of the strain from exercise, but my, do my poor muscles complain after such rigorous exertions.

...Especially when I could be enduring these little aches and pains over something much more enjoyable. Never has a libertine felt greater disappointment.

[Private to Rex Lewis]

I would like a word with you about our last conversation.

Comments

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I have a rather large bathtub, should the desire ever seize you.

[what_ho_jeeves]

That's really most kind of you, but my bathtub is quite large enough for me to submerge myself fully. I've never felt that my toilette is lacking.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

There's plenty more to be done than simply submerge oneself, dumpling.

[what_ho_jeeves]

Well, yes, I suppose there's singing. And bubbles can be quite fun if one is in a whimsical mood.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Leaves more to the imagination, certainly.