impure_tale: (ain't I a stinker?)
impure_tale ([personal profile] impure_tale) wrote2011-08-08 01:28 am

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Still more departures after such long tenures. I'm beginning to think it's me.

It may interest not a single soul among my favored readers that I have taken to using the pool with greater frequency. It removes much of the strain from exercise, but my, do my poor muscles complain after such rigorous exertions.

...Especially when I could be enduring these little aches and pains over something much more enjoyable. Never has a libertine felt greater disappointment.

[Private to Rex Lewis]

I would like a word with you about our last conversation.

[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
To do it even more.

I highly doubt it. You couldn't even begin to be as important as Omega.

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Why should it be important? I'd simply rather it be enjoyable.

[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You were the one talking about stealing hearts. And it can't be enjoyable if it's with a human, that's just depraved. We're not even the same species. And that's still not addressing the issue that you're not my lover, so no, I am neither offering nor open to the suggestion. I was simply giving you a tip.

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
So uptight! Depravity can be quite enjoyable, Monsieur. Gives one a greater feeling of freedom.

[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I have enough freedom, I don't need to disgust myself to gain it. Besides I also doubt you're as good as my lover. I certainly have no interest in faeces.

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Sufficient a distraction though that happens to be on paper, you should not mistake the machinations of fiction for actual tastes, monsieur.

[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm relieved. At least I won't need to worry about the smell should we meet in the corridors.

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
When it comes to smells, dumpling, I find it to be wiser to worry for one's own self.

I really wish the notifs would just work normally for once.

[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I don't think I need to worry about mine. Regular baths tend to help with that. By the way, it's still Lord Rassilon.