21 -- Dictated rather than Hand-written

[impure_tale]

To Wardens and Fellow Inmates, I bid you greetings. I'm sure the whole of the Barge is aflame not only with news of a recent disappearance but of yet another publication as well. While a few of you have chosen to bring your complaints to me in person, I should like to avoid any further outbursts by stating the following:

I did not write the fucking story. I don't even really know one of the people included in it. That's not what I do.

I'm sure many of you may doubt it -- even some who should, by all accounts, trust me by now. But that is the truth, and the truth is something I do not make a habit of avoiding in most matters.

So no -- I didn't write it, but somehow I suspect I know who did.

-M. de Sade

(ooc: He made someone write for him >.> Not saying who ^_^)

Comments

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

You do? Wow us with your detective skills.

[evy-carnahan.livejournal.com]

Oh goodness such language!

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

You are easily shocked. It is no wonder why I have so little freedom with you as my warden to the point where I feel I am almost suffocated.

[evy-carnahan.livejournal.com]

I am not used to such language. And the little freedoms you have, you should be grateful for.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

Yes, being able to breathe and eat are such great freedoms, who am I to complain when I get nothing more?

[evy-carnahan.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you learned to behave yourself a little better, you would get more freedoms.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

And what freedoms would those be when everything is a crime in your mind?

[evy-carnahan.livejournal.com]

Who are you to know what I deem as a crime? You started a fight which could have been prevented. Therefore punishment was instilled.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

I was defending my honor.

[evy-carnahan.livejournal.com]

You could have easily just used words. Men and violence really.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

Words to not work on the Joker.

[evy-carnahan.livejournal.com]

The Joker? What kind of name is that?

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

I still stand by my decision to kill you.

[mistermonk.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Okay, then.

C-can I burn it, then? I think I should burn it.

I'm going to burn it.