245 - [Video] (Before port obvs)

[impure_tale]

[ The Marquis does not work with this kind of equipment very often, obvious in his blank stare at the screen as he points accusingly at the pack. ]

What the Hell am I supposed to do with this?

Comments

[mistconduct]

Well, I think the Admiral made it pretty clear. He wants us to take the pickaxe, shove it up our own asses, and go fuck ourselves.

[impure_tale]

But I already have much better equipment for that.

[mistconduct]

I think I get what he's saying. You can't take your bag of dicks with you on a hike.

[impure_tale]

If I had a mind to, do you think he could stop me?

[mistconduct]

No, but I'm just wondering why the hell you want all that excess weight with you. I thought we were supposed to be carrying only essentials.

[impure_tale]

[ You made it weird by taking it too seriously, kid. ]

"Essential" is relative.

[mistconduct]

[Making things weird is his thing.]



Seriously, have you ever been hiking before?

[impure_tale]

The last time, I was bitten by a zombie and murdered by one of my companions when they assumed me infected.

[mistconduct]

Yeah, I'm not seeing zombie repellent in my pack here.

[impure_tale]

Truthfully my companion was the larger problem.

[mistconduct]

God, camping sucks, doesn't it?

[impure_tale]

I am not at all fond of it.

[punched_hitler]

Ideally use it to stay alive?

Or at least to get around.

[mistconduct]

Wear light clothing. It's going to be a bitch sweating in layers.

cw for tasteless suicide joke

[darknessb4me]

Have you ever heard the expression about enough rope to hang yourself with?

[he thinks he's funny, but he's also definitely tying a noose in his own rope??]