impure_tale: (what the hell?)
impure_tale ([personal profile] impure_tale) wrote2014-06-21 10:04 pm

245 - [Video] (Before port obvs)

[ The Marquis does not work with this kind of equipment very often, obvious in his blank stare at the screen as he points accusingly at the pack. ]

What the Hell am I supposed to do with this?
mistconduct: ([unmasked] say waaaaat)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-06-22 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I think the Admiral made it pretty clear. He wants us to take the pickaxe, shove it up our own asses, and go fuck ourselves.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] chilling on the porch)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-06-22 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
I think I get what he's saying. You can't take your bag of dicks with you on a hike.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] eavesdropping)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-06-22 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
No, but I'm just wondering why the hell you want all that excess weight with you. I thought we were supposed to be carrying only essentials.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] nervous)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-06-22 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Making things weird is his thing.]



Seriously, have you ever been hiking before?
mistconduct: ([unmasked] tv time with family)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-06-22 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm not seeing zombie repellent in my pack here.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] derp shrug)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-06-22 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
God, camping sucks, doesn't it?
mistconduct: ([unmasked] rocking the hat)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-06-22 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Wear light clothing. It's going to be a bitch sweating in layers.