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impure_tale ([personal profile] impure_tale) wrote2008-10-24 06:03 pm

28 - [Locked to West in the hopes he can see it]

Major Henry West, please respond.

EDIT: This minute, Henry!

EDIT: MERDE, SAY SOMETHING!

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
I... [He hesitates] I don't think I'd want to leave, either.

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Going back to our worlds would mean going to places where all this doesn't exist, or to where people I know either never existed and never will, are already dead, or have yet to be born.

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Right... It just... seems cruel.

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
But -- we may...choose to stay, may we not?

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Morgan told me as much. [He smiles slightly] I probably would, given the option.

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
It would be a rather lonesome place without you in it, Major. [He shrugged a little self-importantly] And really what would this place do if someone such as myself were not around to keep it on its toes? Depend upon the wee Timelord whelp? [He lay back suddenly, staring up at the ceiling.] He still has yet to be dealt with, of course.

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[West snickers, then lies back fully on the bed, looking over at the Marquis] Of course. And I'm sure you have something in mind.

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
See, that is the trouble. After that story and Romana's little tirade, I haven't come up with anything better. As for the others -- well, they come a little easier. I know he is behind the last story, though I doubt he wrote it. Charlie Prince and 'Ralphie' will pose no real trouble. The latter would be perfectly handled if I could find a way to come into possession of some Spanish Fly...

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[He arches an eyebrow] I don't know where or how you could come across that, save during a Port. [A pause] Isn't that an aphrodisiac? What on Earth would you--

[He stops, then shakes his head and looks up at the ceiling] Nevermind. As for the Master, you just need to teach him some humility.

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[He smirked at the first question and West's immediate desire to chane the subject.] Well-spotted, Henri, but only when used in very small doses. [And teaching the Master humility? Not something easily done, but he liked a challenge.] As for him, whatever I choose to do must be better than last time. I feel it is almost expected of me.

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. And in large doses?

[With regards to the Master now...] I should hope so. What you did last time didn't deter him from all this nonsense, after all.

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
In large doses? [slow smile] He'll never piss standing up again.

And I wouldn't want to deter him. I shouldn't like for this game to end too quickly.

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[And now West sighs with some irritation] And then he'll only attack the people you care about. Isn't that how he operates?

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
This whole ordeal began because he attacked people I care about. The minute he does so again is when this ceases to be a game, and I show him what sort of damage I can do without quill and ink.

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Or you could end the game and prevent that from happening in the first place. [He scoffs] Be the bigger man about it; he certainly won't be.

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
No one, least of all you, need lecture me about being the 'bigger man', sparrow. You have your own vendettas I know you are not thinking of abandoning anytime soon.

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[He glares, although he realizes that's not a particularly threatening thing to do when lying on your back] Mine concern only myself and him. You know that yours won't remain that way.

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, because the fact that he comes to me and talks to me holds no bearing on the situation. You can't guarantee yours will stay the way it is, either. [He sits up and looks down at him, smirking.] How about an accord, then? I'm civil with the ageless idiot, and you are likewise with Jim.

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[He frowns a little, almost petulantly] I am civil with him until he tries to trick me into pouring my heart out to him, then molests me.
Edited 2008-10-27 21:41 (UTC)

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Come now. [He leans down for a brief, brushing kiss.] Let's try. We'll make a game of it. If you can't go...a week without being rude to Jim -- then I want you. [smirk] In the library. During daylight hours. If you do -- well, then I suppose you could pick something.

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
... [he blushes a little, but nods. After all, it's an easy enough challenge] Very well. It's a deal.

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's so cute when he blushes.] And if you win?

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[He reaches up, brings a hand to the other man's hair idly] I'll think of something.

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Then allow me to give you a few ideas. [eyebrow waggle]