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[impure_tale]

Vampires and priests and pirates, oh my! It's like a crazy, debauched Disney Land, and I should know.

How much are the lot of you being paid to stay in character?

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[gota-badfeeling.livejournal.com]

I think they're part of an ancient Indian cult.

Gotta watch out for those Kali worshipers. They'll take your heart if you're not careful.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Oh come on! You're not fooling anyone.

[gota-badfeeling.livejournal.com]

Fooling? What're you talking about?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

That was terrible.

[gota-badfeeling.livejournal.com]

You must be a rival archaeologist, here to steal the Incan treasure!

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I'm not in the buried treasure business, my good man.

[gota-badfeeling.livejournal.com]

They're usually not buried.

Unless you count underground tombs as buried.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Are all professors of history and archaeology as bright as you, I wonder?

[gota-badfeeling.livejournal.com]

How did you know what I'm a professor of?

The Nazis must'a told you-- you're a Nazi spy!

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

It varies depending on the story arc.

I earn enough. But the work I do can't have a price put on it.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

At least one of you can be honest.

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

Yes, the web of lies is fast spinning out of control, sometimes it's all we can do to step up with the truth.