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impure_tale ([personal profile] impure_tale) wrote2008-11-03 09:44 pm

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It seems I'm fully recovered from my previous injuries. My wig is still ruined, though. Wine is very hard to remove, you know.

I recall few things from the flood -- merely that I was American, I believe, the owner of -- theme parks, an engineer, and apparently married to an insane bitch hellbent on killing me.

Joyous.

I still have the suit. Interesting tailoring. Conceals the shape a little more, but accents certain lines. I can see why it was considered fashionable.

[Private to West]

Is everything all right?

[Private to the Joker]

So you made a fine venture of searching the cabins while everyone was in port. How are you with Detective work?

Private

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Did you enjoy it? The suit was quite stylish. I think you wear the modern look well.

I am, too.

Private -- Right back to his old self again!

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
If you say so, Henry. I am rather sorry that a flood went and made things difficult.

I was going to enjoy undressing you.

And speaking of undressing: It would seem you did not last a week after all.

Private -- Unfortunately, West's not gonna be in the mood for a long time D:

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
No.

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
...The bastard did more to provoke you than I expected he would; I don't hold it against you, so don't think that is what I am doing.

I just -- fare better if I can be as I am.

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't want you to be anybody else.

I just don't want to discuss that right now. Or even think about shagging anybody

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Nor do we have to. I apologize.

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
So... what have you been up to?

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'm considering whether or not I should feel angry with Romana.

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Have you spoken to her at all since that Port?

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Have you tried communicating with her? Or is she simply unavailable?

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want to communicate with her. She runs off to chase after that scrawny little shit without inquiring after my health after I've been beaten. Does she take any steps to see to it that ape Cifaretto is punished? No. And mark my words, since she's been back here she's said more to The Doctor's little pet than she has to me!
Edited 2008-11-04 05:15 (UTC)

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
It sounds like she's infatuated with him. I've no idea why any would be, but... I think you should tell her what a rubbish job she's doing. Knock some sense into her-- figuratively.

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Even looking at her sickens me. My hand is shaking even now.

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
I think you could use a drink right now.

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
I do believe you are right.

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid I don't have any alcohol, myself, to offer you at the moment.

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Then you're already set. Don't drink too much and do anything silly.

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Me? Silly? Henry, I'm insulted.

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. You've never done anything silly.

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[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Precisely.