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[impure_tale]

My readers, I am afflicted. Not by any present flooding, not by violent protest, not even by a nannying Warden. No, my tormentor is something a good deal more wicked.

Writers block, my lovelies. What am I to do?

Comments

[fractured-will.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I might be of assistance, good sir. What do you write about?

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

And so the population of the barge let out a unanimous cheer.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Go out and find some inspiration.

[spider-writes.livejournal.com]

Writer's block is one hell of a cold assed bitch. The kind that looked so much more attractive the night before but somehow transformed into a two-headed, pus-spewing nagging hag that sucks all the life out of you. Rather like my ex-wife.

I can suggest only two remedies: plenty of good, mind-altering drugs or spending time with people you would normally loathe. Unbridled anger always gets my creative juices flowing.