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[impure_tale]

Let's have a little chat, reader. Now, I should like to think that I am just as reasonable a man as any other. Yes, I realize I'm an Inmate in this place. Bad deeds, repentance! and so on and so forth. I get the point, and I shall deal with it in my own time, rest assured. However, it's come to my attention recently that a vast number of the people here seem to know who I am. Once already, however, that conception of who I am has been proven to be based on false information.

Not that I mind the extra infamy. But one person so far has been wrong in their assumptions about my past deeds. I want to know how many others are as well. Just to bear in mind which of you are the gullible simpletons in the bunch. I'll be happy to take advantage of your naivete later.

So tell me, reader. What does history say about me?

Comments

[beforeimakiller.livejournal.com]

Well, the common historical perception of you is of a grand hedonist, and one who did so by causing harm to others. The word "Sadism" is derived specifically from some of the things you write about, getting pleasure out of causing pain. It's also said that did the things you wrote about to prostitutes. However, most humans on Earth don't really know all that much about you. They just know that word, "sadist."

Those that DO know anything know that you spent a lot of time locked up on the order of your in-laws and you were fooling around with some of the help.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I expected no less from you, Doctor. Thank you.

[beforeimakiller.livejournal.com]

Well, if you can't get a history lesson from a Time Lord, who can you get from?

And I'm sure history is kinder to you than it is to me.

[girl-prince.livejournal.com]

All I know is, your books were banned on campus.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

You don't say?

[girl-prince.livejournal.com]

Mmhm. Something about "pornography" and all; I dunno, really, 'cause I never tried reading them.

What did you write about?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

The great human truths which bind us all together.

[girl-prince.livejournal.com]

Oh. Dunno why they'd ban that, then.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Limited perspective, of course.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel any better, I had never heard of you before.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

And we're certainly making up for that, aren't we?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. Been bonding so fast it makes my head spin.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

You were screaming again last night, by the by.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Nonsense.

[troobellatrix.livejournal.com]

You already know what I know.