impure_tale: (au claire de la lune)
impure_tale ([personal profile] impure_tale) wrote2008-05-30 10:40 am

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Let's have a little chat, reader. Now, I should like to think that I am just as reasonable a man as any other. Yes, I realize I'm an Inmate in this place. Bad deeds, repentance! and so on and so forth. I get the point, and I shall deal with it in my own time, rest assured. However, it's come to my attention recently that a vast number of the people here seem to know who I am. Once already, however, that conception of who I am has been proven to be based on false information.

Not that I mind the extra infamy. But one person so far has been wrong in their assumptions about my past deeds. I want to know how many others are as well. Just to bear in mind which of you are the gullible simpletons in the bunch. I'll be happy to take advantage of your naivete later.

So tell me, reader. What does history say about me?

[identity profile] girl-prince.livejournal.com 2008-05-30 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
All I know is, your books were banned on campus.

[identity profile] girl-prince.livejournal.com 2008-05-30 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmhm. Something about "pornography" and all; I dunno, really, 'cause I never tried reading them.

What did you write about?

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-05-30 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
The great human truths which bind us all together.

[identity profile] girl-prince.livejournal.com 2008-05-30 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Dunno why they'd ban that, then.

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Limited perspective, of course.