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[impure_tale]

Oh, this is new. Not a terrible body. Well-exercised. Kind of a typical jawline. Fantastic arse.

Ohh, yes this needs a test run before the waters recede. This is a flood, oui?

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[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

...Marchese?
What is going on?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I appear to be in possession of the body of one of the other wardens. Classic looks, broad shoulders, engaging smile -- all of those things just a bit ordinary, but of course there are a number of satisfying surprises under the garments, too.

[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

Oh? It is Signor Naylor's, no? I have been reading a little. He does not like your body very much.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

No? That's a shame; I'm quite fond of my body.

[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

Then this is something that we have in common, si?

[Private]

A...test run?

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

Don't you fucking dare.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I am glad you think so, Paviche. Are you feeling well enough to aid me in my explorations, then?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Quoi?

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

You're not going to have sex in my body.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

And why shouldn't I? I wouldn't begrudge you a romp in mine, after all.

[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

Better than ever, Marchese.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Glad to hear it.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

It's my body. You can have sex in your own body when you get it back. And why the hell would I want to have sex while looking like you? That's just creepy.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

For the experience. I assure you mine's probably more limber than yours.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

In your dreams. Mine's definitely more limber.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Lies. I can already tell with a few rudimentary stretches that your ankles have never been anywhere near your shoulders before.

Unless you'd like to make a wager.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

Why the hell would my ankles be near my shoulders?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Dear boy, if you have to ask that question, then you really need to get out more.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

My method of sex never involved ankles near shoulders. We just fucked.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Well if you're not going to do anything interesting with my body, then, don't even bother.

Honestly, nature and good luck give people certain physiques and it makes them lazy. You, sir, have never really lived.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

You think nature and good luck made my body like that? Nope. It involved work.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Tishtosh, boy. Exercise might do part of it, but there are certain features a person is born with.

Work harder. Explore more. Have the best sex of your life, naturally, but also have the most interesting.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

I'll have the best sex of my life in my own body, thank you very much.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Would you like your room back, at least? Your keepings are a tad too pedestrian for my tastes.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Not bad. Doesn't have the same individualistic flair with a period touch as your usual body, but it isn't bad.