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[impure_tale]

Oh, this is new. Not a terrible body. Well-exercised. Kind of a typical jawline. Fantastic arse.

Ohh, yes this needs a test run before the waters recede. This is a flood, oui?

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[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

...Marchese?
What is going on?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I appear to be in possession of the body of one of the other wardens. Classic looks, broad shoulders, engaging smile -- all of those things just a bit ordinary, but of course there are a number of satisfying surprises under the garments, too.

[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

Oh? It is Signor Naylor's, no? I have been reading a little. He does not like your body very much.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

No? That's a shame; I'm quite fond of my body.

[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

Then this is something that we have in common, si?

[Private]

A...test run?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I am glad you think so, Paviche. Are you feeling well enough to aid me in my explorations, then?

[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

Better than ever, Marchese.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

Don't you fucking dare.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Quoi?

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

You're not going to have sex in my body.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

And why shouldn't I? I wouldn't begrudge you a romp in mine, after all.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

It's my body. You can have sex in your own body when you get it back. And why the hell would I want to have sex while looking like you? That's just creepy.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

For the experience. I assure you mine's probably more limber than yours.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

In your dreams. Mine's definitely more limber.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Not bad. Doesn't have the same individualistic flair with a period touch as your usual body, but it isn't bad.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Quite kind of you to say so.

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

I feel the same way about my new body, primo.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

And I trust you'll take very good care of it, won't you, cherub?

because he's gayly infatuated with your inmate, lulz.

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

Only the best.

This is perfecto - really. Much better than the other flood, no offense to you.

PREFECT DISAPPROVES.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...

That's pretty much the worst thing you've ever said.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

How so?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Someone's going to wake up feeling like their body had sex with someone, and they won't have any memory of it happening, or know who it was with.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I'm flattered that you think I am that discreet.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

That's worse. It's like waking up and being told that while you were asleep someone you don't like had sex with you!

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Why are you whining? You can clearly see if you can read that the person I have switched bodies with is not only aware of my intentions but plans to likewise use mine the same way.