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[impure_tale]

Oh, this is new. Not a terrible body. Well-exercised. Kind of a typical jawline. Fantastic arse.

Ohh, yes this needs a test run before the waters recede. This is a flood, oui?

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[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

Don't you fucking dare.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Quoi?

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

You're not going to have sex in my body.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

And why shouldn't I? I wouldn't begrudge you a romp in mine, after all.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

It's my body. You can have sex in your own body when you get it back. And why the hell would I want to have sex while looking like you? That's just creepy.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

For the experience. I assure you mine's probably more limber than yours.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

In your dreams. Mine's definitely more limber.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Lies. I can already tell with a few rudimentary stretches that your ankles have never been anywhere near your shoulders before.

Unless you'd like to make a wager.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

Why the hell would my ankles be near my shoulders?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Dear boy, if you have to ask that question, then you really need to get out more.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

My method of sex never involved ankles near shoulders. We just fucked.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Well if you're not going to do anything interesting with my body, then, don't even bother.

Honestly, nature and good luck give people certain physiques and it makes them lazy. You, sir, have never really lived.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

You think nature and good luck made my body like that? Nope. It involved work.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Tishtosh, boy. Exercise might do part of it, but there are certain features a person is born with.

Work harder. Explore more. Have the best sex of your life, naturally, but also have the most interesting.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

I'll have the best sex of my life in my own body, thank you very much.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Would you like your room back, at least? Your keepings are a tad too pedestrian for my tastes.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

Yes, it'd be nice to have my room back. Though, I don't think any of my clothes will fit me now. Mind if I borrow yours for however long this lasts?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Feel free. You'll find a more modernly tailored suit in my wardrobe that will probably suit your tastes a little better.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Feel free to wear any of the suits in my room also. I don't have anything that's more your style, but beggars can't be choosers.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Who said I planned on wearing anything?

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

Don't look at my body.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Oh already done, cherub. No wonder you had little trouble.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

Hey, you called my ass 'fantastic'. Obviously I'm not having too much trouble.