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[impure_tale]

Right.

You'll have to forgive me if it took so long for me to touch base, campers, but I had some preparations to make.

Honey Badgers -- who are thus named if that's what's painted on the side of your cabin -- I am your Counselor. You can call me Nate. I understand you're a rowdy bunch. That's lovely.

I hope you find your bunks to be satisfactory. Also, your lavatory is to be cleaned top to bottom before you use it. And believe me that you want to do that because that's how you're going to find the traps I've laid  throughout.

You'll also notice the circuits are missing from the breaker box outside your cabin. I have posted a map to the door of your cabin. Happy hunting, and I hope you find them by sundown.

It's going to be a great summer.

Comments

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I am the most clever man you will ever meet.

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Somehow I doubt that. What's so clever about you? You weren't that clever last year.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Then you did not see enough.

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

What all was I supposed to see?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Nothing if I did not choose to show you.

Don't you have some searching to do?

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

No, not really.

I'm injured.