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[impure_tale]

Right.

You'll have to forgive me if it took so long for me to touch base, campers, but I had some preparations to make.

Honey Badgers -- who are thus named if that's what's painted on the side of your cabin -- I am your Counselor. You can call me Nate. I understand you're a rowdy bunch. That's lovely.

I hope you find your bunks to be satisfactory. Also, your lavatory is to be cleaned top to bottom before you use it. And believe me that you want to do that because that's how you're going to find the traps I've laid  throughout.

You'll also notice the circuits are missing from the breaker box outside your cabin. I have posted a map to the door of your cabin. Happy hunting, and I hope you find them by sundown.

It's going to be a great summer.

Comments

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Aren't you clever?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I am the most clever man you will ever meet.

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Somehow I doubt that. What's so clever about you? You weren't that clever last year.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Then you did not see enough.

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

What all was I supposed to see?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Nothing if I did not choose to show you.

Don't you have some searching to do?

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

No, not really.

I'm injured.

[no-nanomites.livejournal.com]

No offense Nate, but I'm glad I didn't get into your cabin.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

The feeling is probably mutual.

[no-nanomites.livejournal.com]

Nate. I'm offended. Deeply and morally so.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

So?

[no-nanomites.livejournal.com]

Nothing.

Prefect isn't in your group, but he feels bad for them :c

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Why you gotta treat people like that, Mister Nate?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

It's a learning experience.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

It ain't right.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

'Ain't' isn't a word.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

We ain't in school.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

No. We're at camp. I'm a counselor. And you are...?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

John Prefect. I was here last year as well as now.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[He is so jealous he didn't think of this first, you wouldn't believe it.]

This is gonna turn into a "who can make the most campers cry before the end of summer" contest. You know that, right?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

If that's what you're intending, then you're doing it wrong.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Oh right, because we're supposed to be toughening them up or some crap, right? Personally, I just wanna teach the little punks a few valuable lessons about, uh...

Look, some of these brats have it coming.

[the-ironman.livejournal.com]

[A round of applause.]

I may or may not have hidden a few traps throughout the forest. Non-lethal nets and the like. Tread carefully, Badgers!

I hope you planned to have someone KAYAK INTO THOSE NETS. BECAUSE IT'S HAPPENING. LIKE IT OR NOT.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

DID SOMEONE SAY TRAPS? CUZ I THINK I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY TRAPS.

[creatingalegacy]

What kinds of traps?

[yourunichase]

Oh man. What in the world did I ever do to you?

[darknessb4me]

He did this last year, just get one of the sophomores and a length of wire to look for the traps and use your phone as a flashlight. Oh, and steal a tarp.

[yourunichase]

I think I'm just gonna ask for a new cabin.

I'm Missy. Who are you?

[darknessb4me]

Okay, but the Freshmen screaming gets damn funny.

Arthas. I take it this is your first year? Or just your first in the Hell Cabin?

[yourunichase]

First year. I'm not sure why I've been assigned here.

[darknessb4me]

Any previous arrests?

Ha. That was a joke. Sort of.

[easy-aspie.livejournal.com]

Hey, um. Nate? Remember at orientation, how we talked about nurturing the kids, helping them feel comfortable here? I don't exactly know if the scavenger hunt thing is exactly, um. Sending the right message, y'know?

[darknessb4me]

If I fell and got a concussion on one of your trip lines, you'd be legally liable, and my parents WILL press charges when I go home and tell them how you laughed at me when I asked why you'd do this to a cabin of innocent kids.