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[impure_tale]

Right.

You'll have to forgive me if it took so long for me to touch base, campers, but I had some preparations to make.

Honey Badgers -- who are thus named if that's what's painted on the side of your cabin -- I am your Counselor. You can call me Nate. I understand you're a rowdy bunch. That's lovely.

I hope you find your bunks to be satisfactory. Also, your lavatory is to be cleaned top to bottom before you use it. And believe me that you want to do that because that's how you're going to find the traps I've laid  throughout.

You'll also notice the circuits are missing from the breaker box outside your cabin. I have posted a map to the door of your cabin. Happy hunting, and I hope you find them by sundown.

It's going to be a great summer.

Comments

[yourunichase]

Oh man. What in the world did I ever do to you?

[darknessb4me]

He did this last year, just get one of the sophomores and a length of wire to look for the traps and use your phone as a flashlight. Oh, and steal a tarp.

[yourunichase]

I think I'm just gonna ask for a new cabin.

I'm Missy. Who are you?

[darknessb4me]

Okay, but the Freshmen screaming gets damn funny.

Arthas. I take it this is your first year? Or just your first in the Hell Cabin?

[yourunichase]

First year. I'm not sure why I've been assigned here.

[darknessb4me]

Any previous arrests?

Ha. That was a joke. Sort of.