impure_tale: (I suppose)
impure_tale ([personal profile] impure_tale) wrote2014-05-15 11:59 am

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[The Marquis has never looked so reserved.]

That wasn't quite like the "comas" I have had before, though I will not lie and say I am not grateful it took me this time. I think...I rather think that my other self is dead. Moreso than usual, I mean.

Perhaps they finally tired of him. It would have to happen sooner or later, oui? 

[He shakes his head and changes the subject. It's clear this has left him a little melancholy at the very least.]

...But best not to linger on such things. I'm sure many are in recovery, and others are new and likely very confused besides. What a poor first impression that place would have made!

It would also appear that the Admiral has wasted no time in sending me back to work. [He brings his new file to bear.]

Who, here, is Dark Heart, and can you do me the kindness of explaining to me what, exactly, a Care Bear is?

[ADDED LATER]

Admiral, as per usual, please deliver a copy of my file to Dark Heart's cabin.

maced_eggs: (concerned)

[personal profile] maced_eggs 2014-05-15 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't know Winnie the Pooh?

Deep in the hundred acre wood, where Christopher Robin plays?

Issa bear. Issa roly poly bear that likes honey an' cares about his friends.
maced_eggs: (meh)

[personal profile] maced_eggs 2014-05-15 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It is a children's story.
maced_eggs: (reading is hard)

[personal profile] maced_eggs 2014-05-15 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You're missing out. It's a lovely story about a bear and a pig and an owl and a rabbit and how they all fuck around the woods and no one bothers them. My mum read it to me.
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[personal profile] maced_eggs 2014-05-15 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, there's a surprising lack of that. Kids' books. But she improvised a bit, improved the source material.
maced_eggs: (actually being productive)

[personal profile] maced_eggs 2014-05-15 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It was. Yeah.

Sorry, nothin' about care bears.
maced_eggs: (confuzzled!)

[personal profile] maced_eggs 2014-05-15 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Is he one? Is he a bear in disguise?
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[personal profile] maced_eggs 2014-05-15 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Be a funny thing, wouldn't it? Everyone thinks you're a person an' then surprise: bear!
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[personal profile] a_favor_now 2014-05-15 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Him? A Care Bear?! Someone's going to get terrorized while they sleep. It's you, Mason.]
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[personal profile] maced_eggs 2014-05-15 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[nooo]