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"Be careful what you wish for," indeed!

I apparently owe several people very deep apologies for being an unforgivable little cad the last few days. I was...a bit of a handful in my youth, to say the least. Apologies if you were uncomfortable, at the very least, and apologies that all you have left to enjoy is the ugly mortal who stands before you now.

To my Inmate especially: I apologies for being "affectionate" toward you, but we really must have a talk about the difference between "affection" and "harassment" and where your rights stand as far as that goes. In the future, should I become a younger version of myself again, do as you did, here, and avoid my presence.

...to those of you wondering, because this is the Barge and a few things seemed to take him by surprise, know that if you had a private tryst with him, you are likely safe and healthy.

Finally, someone appears to have absconded with my two favorite waistcoats. I would be happy to request a couple replicas for you, but those are garments I've kept well over the years, and they have sentimental value. All I ask is that you return them in the same state you found them in.

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May. 15th, 2014 11:59 am
impure_tale: (I suppose)
[The Marquis has never looked so reserved.]

That wasn't quite like the "comas" I have had before, though I will not lie and say I am not grateful it took me this time. I think...I rather think that my other self is dead. Moreso than usual, I mean.

Perhaps they finally tired of him. It would have to happen sooner or later, oui? 

[He shakes his head and changes the subject. It's clear this has left him a little melancholy at the very least.]

...But best not to linger on such things. I'm sure many are in recovery, and others are new and likely very confused besides. What a poor first impression that place would have made!

It would also appear that the Admiral has wasted no time in sending me back to work. [He brings his new file to bear.]

Who, here, is Dark Heart, and can you do me the kindness of explaining to me what, exactly, a Care Bear is?

[ADDED LATER]

Admiral, as per usual, please deliver a copy of my file to Dark Heart's cabin.

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