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[impure_tale]

Not that I'm not positively goddamn thrilled to be invited to a party that I'm not hosting for once, but where am I? Love the decor in my suite, by the way. Period, with a touch of S&M. Makes a man wish he weren't married to a shrew.

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[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

Pardon me fair sir... but what on earth is S&M?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Sir,

I was in the middle of composing a letter, when your strange words appeared in my journal. Who are you, and what manner of trickery is this?

Yours Sincerely,
Henry West