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[impure_tale]

Not that I'm not positively goddamn thrilled to be invited to a party that I'm not hosting for once, but where am I? Love the decor in my suite, by the way. Period, with a touch of S&M. Makes a man wish he weren't married to a shrew.

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[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

... you are not a very nice man

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Really? Y'think?

Beat it, powderpuff.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

Do not speak to this child in such a manner. She is the daughter of a king, and our nation is already in a state of unrest.

[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

You're defending me? Oh, how kind of you sir, thank you so much! Why is this horrible man being so mean to me?

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

He did mention he was married to a shrew. Perhaps he is merely cranky due to a lack of any pleasure in his bed. It has nothing to do with you, fear not.

That comment went right over her head xD;

[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

... Oh, I see! My goodness, shrews can be quite the grumpy little fur balls! I understand why being married to one might make him a little upset! I do not understand why someone would marry a shrew, though... humans are strange! Not only that, they're not that good to cuddle with :3 If we was going to marry an animal, perhaps a dog of some kind, or maybe a cat would have been much nicer to cuddle with in bed!

Oh my, I feel a little bad for the poor man now!

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Would the two of you kindly continue jerking each another off someplace else?

[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

... I'm afraid I don't know what that means

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Probably something you should ask mummy and daddy later.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

It's called freedom of speech; I'll speak to whomever I wish how I wish to. Deal with it.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

I know not what this is. If you continue to be rude in such a manner, however, I will not allow you to have any of the concubines we may take in our conquests. From your demeanor, I doubt you are a warrior or could take your own without aid, explaining why you must only sleep with your shrewish wife.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I know not how I'll console myself, but I'm sure I'll find a way.

Piss off.

And take Tinkerbell with you.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

Hmph. I know how you will not console yourself.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, you're very clever.

Now go away.

He means temperamental.

[onderhaus.livejournal.com]

I, too, would very much like to know the meaning of this...S&M.

You should be careful, by the way. I have known princesses, Sir, and they can be...what is a word for it?

Tempermedal?

It is a difficult word.

In my language, we call it spoiled.

[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

I-I would never mean any harm to this man, e-even if he is clearly an unmannered ruffian! He has nothing to fear at all from me Mr. Pirate, I promise~

I think you might mean temperamental *giggle*

[onderhaus.livejournal.com]

Temperamental. Yes, this is the word.