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[impure_tale]

Not that I'm not positively goddamn thrilled to be invited to a party that I'm not hosting for once, but where am I? Love the decor in my suite, by the way. Period, with a touch of S&M. Makes a man wish he weren't married to a shrew.

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[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

Pardon me fair sir... but what on earth is S&M?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Go back to bed, kid. Maybe your mommy and daddy will tell you when you're older.

[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

I can not go back to my bed at the moment, fair sir. My father has sent me here to learn about you interesting human creatures! Wont you please explain to me what your strange word "S&M" means?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Get lost, kid. I'm not your babysitter.

[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

I am not a "kid", I am a Princess! Please sir, can you not try to be a little more polite...? I meant no disrespect to you at all, I'm simply attempting to follow my father's wishes and learn of this strange place!

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

And that's not my problem.

[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

... you are not a very nice man

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Really? Y'think?

Beat it, powderpuff.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

Do not speak to this child in such a manner. She is the daughter of a king, and our nation is already in a state of unrest.

[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

You're defending me? Oh, how kind of you sir, thank you so much! Why is this horrible man being so mean to me?

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

He did mention he was married to a shrew. Perhaps he is merely cranky due to a lack of any pleasure in his bed. It has nothing to do with you, fear not.

That comment went right over her head xD;

[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

... Oh, I see! My goodness, shrews can be quite the grumpy little fur balls! I understand why being married to one might make him a little upset! I do not understand why someone would marry a shrew, though... humans are strange! Not only that, they're not that good to cuddle with :3 If we was going to marry an animal, perhaps a dog of some kind, or maybe a cat would have been much nicer to cuddle with in bed!

Oh my, I feel a little bad for the poor man now!

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Would the two of you kindly continue jerking each another off someplace else?

[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

... I'm afraid I don't know what that means

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Probably something you should ask mummy and daddy later.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

It's called freedom of speech; I'll speak to whomever I wish how I wish to. Deal with it.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

I know not what this is. If you continue to be rude in such a manner, however, I will not allow you to have any of the concubines we may take in our conquests. From your demeanor, I doubt you are a warrior or could take your own without aid, explaining why you must only sleep with your shrewish wife.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I know not how I'll console myself, but I'm sure I'll find a way.

Piss off.

And take Tinkerbell with you.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

Hmph. I know how you will not console yourself.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, you're very clever.

Now go away.

He means temperamental.

[onderhaus.livejournal.com]

I, too, would very much like to know the meaning of this...S&M.

You should be careful, by the way. I have known princesses, Sir, and they can be...what is a word for it?

Tempermedal?

It is a difficult word.

In my language, we call it spoiled.

[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

I-I would never mean any harm to this man, e-even if he is clearly an unmannered ruffian! He has nothing to fear at all from me Mr. Pirate, I promise~

I think you might mean temperamental *giggle*

[onderhaus.livejournal.com]

Temperamental. Yes, this is the word.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Sir,

I was in the middle of composing a letter, when your strange words appeared in my journal. Who are you, and what manner of trickery is this?

Yours Sincerely,
Henry West

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Stephen Price, engineer, ceo, and entrepreneur. And I'm writing in my journal.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Mr. Price,

If you are writing in your journal, then why do your words appear in mine?

Yours Sincerely,
Henry West

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I haven't an inkling, Henry West.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Mr. Price,

I see.

Yours Sincerely,
Henry West

Postscript: What 'party' are you referring to in your writings?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

The one going on now, I assume.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Mr. Price,

I was not informed of any party. Am I to understand that everybody on this vessel is invited? What is the occasion?

Yours Sincerely,
Henry West

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I haven't got a clue, but why pass up a free celebration?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Mr. Price,

That is most reasonable. I believe I will be in attendance, then.

Yours Sincerely,
Henry West

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

See you around, kid.