[What lies below is a transcribed copy of the book the Marquis is working on. He has placed it under cuts on the network so that those that don't want to read it do not have to.]
To my beloved. What follows in these pages are the account of my extraordinary experiences after the final great experience. The tales I tell are many and varied in tone, ranging from the cheerful to the debased, and with tremulous fingers I relate them to you now. I caution you that its content is more often than not scandalous by its nature, unrepentant in its brutal honesty, and perhaps a little under-edited. I cannot even guarantee you a happy ending. In terms of style and scope, it is an undertaking quite unlike any I have assumed in the past, so I warn you. There is no real ending as yet, even. But if you’ve a love for my old stories, submit some of that loyalty to me, now. If you are curious, turn the page. Tread with me faithfully, reader. It is an experience we all share.
( Chapter 1 - Further Tutelage in Death )