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[impure_tale]

Oh, this is new. Not a terrible body. Well-exercised. Kind of a typical jawline. Fantastic arse.

Ohh, yes this needs a test run before the waters recede. This is a flood, oui?

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[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Him, Mademoiselle.

[teenfanger.livejournal.com]

Ah, thanks for the correction. Hard to know what's what at the moment.

I am... or rather was Jessica Hamby. No clue who I am right now. And you?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

The Marquis de Sade. Presently a virgin, apparently.

[teenfanger.livejournal.com]

Oh. That's... new for you, I take it?

Not really -- he's just saying it to tease Nick

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Quite.

haha

[teenfanger.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see.

Seems there's two Marquises (er, Marquis's?) on board. You like the other and vice versa?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I've found no reason to complain about him thus far.

[teenfanger.livejournal.com]

Not quite I meant, but that's...good to know.

I've never met a Marquis before. That's some kinda royalty, isn't it? Might've heard the term in History class.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

I am not a virgin.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

By my standards you might as well be.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

Look, I've had plenty of sex. That has nothing to do with the fact that I'm not Gumby or anything like that.

He's winding up to pose a challenge >.>

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Are you quite certain, dumpling? Your tastes seem positively...vanilla. I'm having trouble discerning how you talked anyone into bed.

Or perhaps a pretty smile really does take you that far, even without personality.

And Nick is acting VERY stupid. :/

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

That's it. Even if I'm stuck in the body of some fucking 80-year-old, I can still get laid.

I challenge you to a whore-off!

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

That's fifty-eight

I smell a wager.

If you have the chops, dear boy, I guarantee you will, because I've certainly never had a problem.

We'll just have to see if you do.

Name the stakes. What are you willing to bet?

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

Pretty much anything I've got. You just name it.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's easy.

If you fail, then once this is all over and we are back in our normal bodies, you favor me with a drink and some conversation.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

That seems harmless enough. Sounds good with me.

Private - lol issues

[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

Many apologies, Marquis. I did not intend to give the impression that I am 'with' you. Although

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[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Are you not, pet? In our own way, I mean?

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[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

...

I do not know.

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[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Worry not, Paviche.

Private - HE WILL NOW WORRY FOREVER :C

[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

Si, of course. There is nothing to worry about.

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[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Now if you do not hurry, I may begin without you.

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[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

...

Do not worry, bello. I have always been very punctual to such engagements as this.