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[impure_tale]

Well. If one must die....

[There's a humming, almost singsong quality to the Marquis' voice when he speaks, but it seems forced. He's returned to his own chambers to recover from the death toll; there seemed to be too many people there anyway, and he's a veteran to Barge death by now.]

I wonder -- would anyone care to volunteer a little time to walk my dog while I am resting over the next few days?

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[megamind]

I've got a dog of my own, I can do double time. I walk with Wanda, so three dogs between two of us should be fine.

[ Hopefully Kay will not notice him being helpful ever. ]

[impure_tale]

[They have never spoken before. In this, he sees opportunity.]

I don't believe I've had the pleasure.

The Marquis de Sade, at your service.

[megamind]

...come again? [ He's pretty sure that not really what the guy said, it was totally something he misheard. ]

I'm Megamind. What did you say your name was?

[impure_tale]

[plainly, though a slight roll of his eyes seems to say 'I see my reputation precedes itself.'] The Marquis de Sade.

[He's quick to change the subject]

A pleasure, Megamind. Renate is a Groenendael and therefore quite active, but still quite obedient. If you take her on deck or to the CES and allow her off her leash, she may be given to run but she'll come if you call her.

[megamind]

I've got a doberman. He's pretty energetic. Still learning to come when called, though. They can play with Fozzie too. Should all be okay.

[ He isn't going to say anything about, you know. de Sade. ]

[impure_tale]

Splendid. My cabin is room four on level three. You will have to let yourself in, but her leash hangs next to the door.

You might favor me with the times of day you intend to pop by. I would hate for you to wander in at an inopportune moment and find yourself scandalized. [Slow smirk]

[megamind]

[ Megamind arched one delicate brow; okay, the Marquis de Sade is trying to challenge him. Great. Megamind just sighed and said, so very dry: ]

I've been in prison a very long time. Nothing you can possibly do will surprise me, Marquis. But I'll text before I drop by to make sure you're not indisposed.

[impure_tale]

Careful, dumpling. I might consider that a challenge.

[megamind]

Didn't I just say not to?

[impure_tale]

No, you did not. You claimed that I could not surprise you.

I, for one, relish surprises.

[megamind]

I don't unless I'm the one springing them.

[impure_tale]

[You are adorable]

I shall try to bear that in mind.

[megamind]

[ Megamind is so screwed. ]

You do that.

I'll walk your dog.

[impure_tale]

It is much appreciated, Monsieur.