21 -- Dictated rather than Hand-written

To Wardens and Fellow Inmates, I bid you greetings. I'm sure the whole of the Barge is aflame not only with news of a recent disappearance but of yet another publication as well. While a few of you have chosen to bring your complaints to me in person, I should like to avoid any further outbursts by stating the following:

I did not write the fucking story. I don't even really know one of the people included in it. That's not what I do.

I'm sure many of you may doubt it -- even some who should, by all accounts, trust me by now. But that is the truth, and the truth is something I do not make a habit of avoiding in most matters.

So no -- I didn't write it, but somehow I suspect I know who did.

-M. de Sade

(ooc: He made someone write for him >.> Not saying who ^_^)