impure_tale: (ain't I a stinker?)
[The Marquis is looking and sounding much better today. In fact, he looks a lot like his old old self. Largely because he's had it.]

My fellow denizens, this may be a flood, but it could not have come sooner. I tire of all the seriousness about in this place, and propose a full reversal.

I will be restocking my stores -- with donations from the pub, naturally. And I'm putting them to good use. A get-together. [And suddenly a guitar chord chimes in. The Marquis does not seem the least bit ruffled by this.] My chambers. [The music builds] Wardens and Inmates equally welcome -- not for the unschooled or the faint of heart, however. It's time for a little decadence. [And rises to a proper crescendo.]

Because you see I'm ever upper class high society,
Nature's gift to ballroom notoriety,
I always fill my ballroom
(The event is never small)
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all...

(ooc: And it goes on from there :| Click the link for full lyrics and yes. Of course the Marquis would sing AC/DC. How dare you question it.)

135

Aug. 14th, 2010 06:57 pm
impure_tale: (ring)
The truth can be very entertaining, but better, my sweets, when it's given willingly.

[Private to Iago]

I doubt you are enjoying yourself as much as I am, so I have a proposal. Come to my cabin. We'll sit and talk -- or rather ask questions. I am affected -- I do not know if you are, but I have little reason to suppose you are not. So better to ride it out in a safe place, oui? And with all hope the flood shall have concluded by tomorrow.

133

Jul. 22nd, 2010 10:31 pm
impure_tale: (flood - camp)
Right.

You'll have to forgive me if it took so long for me to touch base, campers, but I had some preparations to make.

Honey Badgers -- who are thus named if that's what's painted on the side of your cabin -- I am your Counselor. You can call me Nate. I understand you're a rowdy bunch. That's lovely.

I hope you find your bunks to be satisfactory. Also, your lavatory is to be cleaned top to bottom before you use it. And believe me that you want to do that because that's how you're going to find the traps I've laid  throughout.

You'll also notice the circuits are missing from the breaker box outside your cabin. I have posted a map to the door of your cabin. Happy hunting, and I hope you find them by sundown.

It's going to be a great summer.

132

Jun. 30th, 2010 03:07 pm
impure_tale: (oh ho horly?)
Well, I can't say I didn't have fun. Most should have been entirely too busy with their explorations to take much displeasure from the venture. I'm actually quite glad of the opportunity. Some say that we can never know the motivations of other living creatures because their perceptions differ so much from ours.

It's quite the experience to see, hear, smell, and travel within a familiar environment in such an unfamiliar way.

Of course the experience will have me in mind of bridles and riding crops for an age, I'm sure.

Iago, how did you fare?
impure_tale: (flood - horse 1)
[Whicker]

I need to be released from my chambers.

Right now.

(ooc: he turned on video by mistake because he's operating the thing with his nose :| Also he should be understandable by everybody.)

127

Apr. 29th, 2010 03:12 pm
impure_tale: (my sexy pose)
Admiral, please return Iago's bed and his books. Not that they'll be of much good to him right now -- I'll be keeping him in my chambers until this flood wears off.

Monsieur Sofer, I'll need to have a word with you about the kitchen shifts at a point in time when our Inmates are not collectively wetting themselves and fist fighting over toys.

(ooc: The Marquis found Iago when he went in to pick him up for 'work' that morning. There, he found someone much smaller. He has never really dealt a lot with kids since he was one. He was in jail for much of his childrens' lives.)
impure_tale: (try me)
You have no right to hold that boy's soul life ransom, you selfish cunt, no matter how deserving you or anyone else thinks he might have been. Especially not when I know for a fact that you've been backing every deed and scheme you've been slippery enough to get wind of -- each of them questionable by your peers, I'm sure.

Or have you never told any of the men or women here that you've bent over for that you were standing at his shoulder during the riot? 

Tell me, is keelhauling still in practice where you come from? 

(ooc: so the marquis is pissed that his friend is dead and that Morgan's been flippant about resurrecting him.)

104

Jan. 8th, 2010 12:56 pm
impure_tale: (going to make me)
To my beloved readers: The worlds from which we come are imperfect. I need not tell you this. I believed myself to have seen the extent of human atrocity in my lifetime, and we come here encouraged to commit still more. To them that are newly come, this is your warning. You will be challenged. You will be abused. You will be tortured. All they want is for you to not be you. It's not just about ridding yourself of goodness. It's about a loss of integrity. It's about breaking the balance. Nature is equally infused with beings of good and evil and their similar acts.

You are what you are, and these people will endeavor to reverse that. They want your anger and your despair.

But remember that in our imperfect worlds -- worlds where suffering is very real and sometimes unimaginable -- there is also good. There are moments of deep pleasure, of warmth, of beauty, serenity, contentment -- I daresay even love. You, and your cabins, are the last vestments of those worlds. Your homes. Cherish them, and cherish yourselves, because that's what they want to take from you.

I bid you remember, and that you resist. Even a beautiful memory is worth fighting for.

Do not be afraid, my treasures. If you are not afraid, then they cannot win.

(ooc: The Marquis is an Inmate again -- and one who is almost always confined to his cell and targetted for abuse, because he's a rabble rouser. He encourages the other Inmates to keep their integrity and resist, to remember home fondly, to share their experiences. SOOO touchy feely compared to his old style, but it's about sticking it to the man, people.)

[Voice]

Dec. 2nd, 2009 04:49 pm
impure_tale: (flood - madeleine)
[A woman's voice, muttering] Strange devices, but I haven't got much choice but to use them, have I? [She clears her throat.] Hello? I don't know if I'm doing this right or nothin, but at least I think I know where I am. Not that the decor don't give it away.

I just don't want no one to be alarmed or anythin. My name's Madeleine LeClerc. I'm a friend of the Marquis. Has he got friends here? People to look after him?

(ooc: Since the Abbe is remaining unchanged I decided I'd go ahead and do the Marquis after all)

72

Jul. 19th, 2009 11:24 pm
impure_tale: (ain't I a stinker?)
Do not quote me, readers, but I believe the trouble with these rooms goes away if another person is in the room with you. I stayed with a newfound friend the night before and the two of us were blessedly unbothered.

So drop what you are doing. Move out of the public areas. Find someone to sleep with -- you might get a little something more out of the deal.

66

Jun. 10th, 2009 10:34 am
impure_tale: (glee)
I'm not at all certain that I'm fond of that persona of mine.

[Private to Tony Foster]

Attempting to seduce your instructor for better grades. I hadn't expected that from a Warden.

65

Jun. 3rd, 2009 02:52 pm
impure_tale: (flood - high school)
Seniors: Be advised that the remainder of your presentations will be made on Thursday and Friday of this week, and some of you still have not returned abstracts to me. This may shock you, but I am grading those, too, you know. I expect for your presentations to be complete and well-researched. Be warned that I have already had one comedian recite the Frenchman dialogue from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, who received a failing grade. You may thank the boy responsible -- most of you will know who he is -- because I now expect these final projects to be conducted with the utmost seriousness. Respect for the material will happen or death will happen.

In the most purely academic sense, of course.

I hope we understand one another.

All make-up work must be on my desk by noon on Friday. No exceptions.

[Private to Henry West]

I would like to have a word with you about your make-up test.
impure_tale: (behbeh!marquis)
Claire! I require wine!

59 - Flood

May. 15th, 2009 08:44 am
impure_tale: (behbeh!marquis)
Oh, damn it all. Not this idiocy again.

54

Apr. 8th, 2009 09:11 pm
impure_tale: (ain't I a stinker?)
A flood finally hits the Wardens instead of the Inmates, and lo, my Warden is nowhere to be found!

Given up already, Mister Wade? Or have you turned into something unpleasant? You're not that uppity little bitch in leather, are you?

48

Feb. 9th, 2009 12:11 pm
impure_tale: (afraid)
[Private to West]

Henry, I need a favor.

45

Jan. 3rd, 2009 12:53 pm
impure_tale: (flood - renee)
This is not funny, Adrmial. Not. Funny. At. All.

If I had wanted to see my wife again, I would have asked about it around Christmas.

[Private to Vida]

Romana has come back.

33

Nov. 3rd, 2008 09:44 pm
impure_tale: (Default)
It seems I'm fully recovered from my previous injuries. My wig is still ruined, though. Wine is very hard to remove, you know.

I recall few things from the flood -- merely that I was American, I believe, the owner of -- theme parks, an engineer, and apparently married to an insane bitch hellbent on killing me.

Joyous.

I still have the suit. Interesting tailoring. Conceals the shape a little more, but accents certain lines. I can see why it was considered fashionable.

[Private to West]

Is everything all right?

[Private to the Joker]

So you made a fine venture of searching the cabins while everyone was in port. How are you with Detective work?

32

Nov. 1st, 2008 11:08 pm
impure_tale: (Default)
(OOC: It's Midnight Where I live!)

I propose a conundrum, dear readers -- a discussion, perhaps, to reflect not upon this most recent of floods, but rather the charnel house many of you freshly returned from in the last port.

TL;DR )

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